Entry 13: Ode to Aladdin

Entry 12: Music Video

Lightbulb jokes all original Entry #11

Why did the lightbulb go out?
To meet up with some friends.

How many spiders does it take to change a lightbulb?
One cobweb flickers in the wind causing scattered shadows...

How many mainstream scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
They already changed the lightbulb, so they'll die overly frequently (planned obsolescence)

How many inventors changed the lightbulb?
It is said that Tesla's more efficient energy ideas were discouraged as Edison flourished.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb.
I believe it's None.

How many bad comedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Louis C.K.

How many sacreligious people does it take to change a lightbulb?
JESUS CHRIST

How many meta comedy enjoyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh sure this guy here, he just thinks he knows alll the answers doesn't he..?

How many patriarchies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ah just go have the missus take care of that while we discuss bigger things.

How many apples does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two apples.  Now, How do you like them apples?

How many bananas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hey watch out for that banana peel ! Oohh no no no whoops w w whoaaa..!

How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?
You can't change History it's against the rules it would mess up the timestream

How many lightbulbs are changed each day?
And are they bad for landfills?
That's a serious question.

How many interrupting cows does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well that answer is MOO

How many OJ Simpson Jury members does it take to change a lightbulb?
The jury's still out on that one..

Beatles Mini-History in Rhyme performed live: Entry #10